umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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