ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
there's paper in my vomit.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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