The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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