I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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