It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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