Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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