so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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