But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Randomize
