Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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