if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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