yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i came on her dog
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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