You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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