Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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