You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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