the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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