yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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