Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You ruined the universe
I am mentally ready for anal.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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