hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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