i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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