hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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