what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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