Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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