I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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