he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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