I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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