is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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