ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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