Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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