is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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