I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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