Dual....:-)
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm sobbing to NWA
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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