i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just pee around me
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
