he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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