Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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