I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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