there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Sext me about skeletons
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I have post one night stand depression
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