we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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