please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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