I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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