Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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