is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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