To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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