If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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