video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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