butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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