i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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