Sponge bath it is.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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