we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
How does it feel to date your dad?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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