No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
BRING THE BAGELS
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
