is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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