they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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