I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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