chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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