after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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