There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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